TMI post

Perfect penis?

It's raining and I'm feeling the heat. I usually feel horny going into the spring and summer. Now? I'm feeling mostly unsexy, fat, bloated, bald, prickly and realizing that this is my life.

Ah. Fall.

 

Dear Weather, fuck you

I didn't fuck him. 

Let me back up a bit and say that I like him. I like him for being resistant against my bad faults and for having a sense of humor. That being said, I wrote that post hoping that he'd see it and say something.

Instead, he was focused on his project and less on the computer screen. I tried several times and about ten minutes or more passed before he looked up and read the screen. His exact words were, "Ok. . . Well. Are you going to go capture now?"

I then talked about getting Ice Cream and we left for Pizza Shuttle. We talked as he drove us there and it felt nice.

Do I talked about sex a lot? Yes. Do I want sex? Kind of. I'd like it but not all the time. And I felt giddy as we ate pizza and drank Icee's and talked about jobs and school and the future.

Wet

I am right now in a room with the guy that I think is interesting and hot. Is he looking at this? Nope, he's doing his thing on his microphone.

I want to jump you Matt. Right now.

If you look up in the next few minutes, I will fuck your brains out.

*Le sigh*

He's  not looking up. He's more interested in his music.
 Whateve's.

Now he's look, wait. . no. His head's back down and he's concerned about his music.


I'm typing this up in front of him and he's not paying attention at all.

I'm laughing my ass off about the situation.